I retook my own oath today

Posted by DarthDilbert at 1/22/2009 11:11:00 AM

Sith Happens

A friend of mine told me that her daughter was asked to write her own oath in her local government indoctrination center. With that in mind, I wanted to announce that I retook my own oath today: "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Dark Lord of the Sith, and will to the best of my ability, annoy and enrage socialists by preserving, protecting and defending the Constitution of the United States."


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