Hamas bans pornographic websites in Gaza Strip

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/20/2008 11:19:00 PM

Question: What will Barack Hussein Obama read when he visits his friends?

Yahoo News

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Dayton Daily News: Targeting a Troy judge

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/20/2008 11:17:00 PM

I agree wholeheartedly with someone who commented in Sunday's Speak Up column "Scott Niesley should have been fired, charged with aggravated menacing and put in jail for threatening to "put a cap" in Miami County court employees." Unfortunately though, it seems the Dayton Daily News would prefer that Judge Mel Kemmer abandon his black robe, and wear a t-shirt with a target on the front and back. In today's editorial they attempt to disavow their earlier articles about this incident by saying that Niesley's threats "possibly" included Judge Kemmer.

In the two articles by DDN reporter Nancy Bowman, there was no ambiguity whatsoever. She clearly described the threat posed by Niesley against Kemmer and others. In one article, Bowman described Niesley's threat to kill Kemmer as a "personnel tiff".

They then deliver a jaw-dropping line by saying "Who's more at fault is hard to say." In this, they attempt to portray Judge Kemmer as the one at fault and not the bailiff threatening the life of a judge. Rather than being fired, Niesley received a two-week suspension and counseling. I wouldn't be surprised if Bowman and the rest of the Dayton Daily News editorial board were there to console Niesley and sing Kumbaya.

Dayton Daily News

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Mark Dann: Fiestaware Salesman

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/20/2008 11:17:00 PM

It ain't all it's cracked up to be.

Cincinnati Enquirer

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PBS NewsHour in financial trouble

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/20/2008 11:16:00 PM

LostRemote

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Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy has malignant brain tumor

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/20/2008 11:13:00 PM

One word comes to mind -- karma.

Mary Jo Kopechne is still unavailable for comment.

Yahoo News

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Rapper gets eight years in prison

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/19/2008 12:20:00 AM

When was the last time you heard about a barbershop quartet singer putting a cap in somebody?

WNBC-TV

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Middle name Hussein is only one reason terror thugs like Barack Obama

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/19/2008 12:01:00 AM

NY Daily News

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Hillary Clinton sits through sermon about adultery

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/19/2008 12:01:00 AM

Irony defined.

ABC News

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Teflon Imam Alert: Barack Hussein Obama caught lying...again

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/19/2008 12:01:00 AM

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted by DarthDilbert at 5/18/2008 11:59:00 PM

Barack Hussein Obama: "The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change, regardless of whether it was the old-style Chicago political corruption change or the Washington two-step change just as long as change occurred! The chicken demanded Obamaesque type of change!"

John McCain: "My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road."

Hillary Rotten Clinton: "When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure— right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me..."

Dr. Phil: "The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'other side' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems."

Oprah: "Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens."

George W. Bush: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here."

Colin Powell: "Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road..."

Anderson Cooper - CNN: "We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have a access to the other side of the road."

John Francois Kerry: "Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it."

Nancy Grace: "That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks."

Pat Buchanan: "To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American."

Martha Stewart: "No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information."

Dr. Seuss: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."

Ernest Hemingway: "To die in the rain. Alone."

Grandpa: "In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."

Barbara Walters: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road."

Aristotle: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."

Bill Gates: "I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%"

Albert Einstein: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?"

William Jefferson Blythe Clinton: "I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?"

Al Gore: "I invented the chicken!"

Colonel Sanders: "Did I miss one?"

Vice President Dick Cheney: "Where's my gun? Chicken Under Glass is on the menu tonight."

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