New Slogans For Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by DarthDilbert at 8/04/2008 10:50:00 PM
When experience, knowledge and honor just aren't good enough. Vote Obama.
Hope. Change. And All That Other BS. Vote Obama.
More experience than a fifth grader. Vote Obama.
Standing up for the power of horse manure. Vote Obama.
Talking big. Doing nothing. Vote Obama.
This election is all about you. Voting for me. Vote Obama.
Sure, I remember voting in the Senate that one time. Vote Obama.
Kim Jung Il, Hamas and Fidel Castro can't be wrong. Vote Obama.
Pass the arugula. Vote Obama.
You say corrupt land deal. I say creative financing. potaytoe, potahtoe. Vote Obama.
Like black people? Vote Obama.
The man with the Iraq plan. Yeah, the plan that didn't work. So what, racist? Vote Obama.
Flag pins are stupid, but I'm not unpatriotic. You Racist. Vote Obama.
Don't like my pastor? Shut up, racist. Still don't like him? I guess i don't, either. Vote Obama.
Watch the oceans recede, watch the world make peace, and watch as i saw this woman in half! Vote Obama.
Fooling all of the people all of the time. Vote Obama.
Cut military funding. Dictators are nice. Vote Obama.
Yes we can, or rather, I can. Vote Obama.
Somehow I think that the Messiah Lord Barack Hussein Obama (the most merciful) will pass on these. Too bad.
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