Barack Hussein Obama: Islam for Dummies

Posted by DarthDilbert at 3/02/2008 03:22:00 PM

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Enjoy the complementary pig ears, bacon sandwiches, and pork chops. Allah Fubar!

Last updated: 28 October 2008/12:19PM