Ten-year-old student arrested after cutting food with knife

Posted by DarthDilbert at 12/16/2007 08:42:00 PM

With this menace removed from the classroom and sent off to jail let's look at other items that are found in government schools that can be removed. What about shoelaces? Can't those be fashioned into a noose? The skulls full of mush will be required to wear loafers. Do the boys in this government school wear belts to hold up their pants? Belts are clearly a weapon and need to be banned. They will be required to use suspenders. The clear and present danger that pencils present given the statistics of 743,982 students becoming blind each year clearly demonstrate these devices should be banned.

Reason number # to homeschool.



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