Why do Conservatives love the military?
Posted by DarthDilbert at 10/12/2007 10:14:00 PM
1. The military sees a clear line between good and evil.
2. Veterans view themselves as servants, not victims.
3. The military stresses hard work, self-discipline, and personal responsibility.
4. Service members understand that freedom is not free.
5. The military shoots guns. Lots of guns.
By the way...who is more likely to:
Fly Old Glory? Conservatives
Burn Old Glory? Liberals
Pray for a soldier? Conservatives
Spit on a soldier? Liberals
Take their their child to a recruitment office? Conservatives
Take a bucket of feces to a recruitment office? Liberals
Cry at a national memorial? Conservatives
Vandalize a national memorial? Liberals
Want America to win at war? Conservatives
Want America to lose at war? Liberals
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