Gambian president claims to have a cure for AIDS

Posted by DarthDilbert at 2/21/2007 10:33:00 PM

Gambian President Yahya Jammeh, proud graduate of the Tuhrayzuh Heinz-Kerry School of Medicine claims that he has the cure for AIDS: green paste and bananas. In this comprehensive and widely respected process, he rubs green herbal paste into the ribcage of his patient, then orders them to swallow a bitter yellow drink, followed by two bananas. Jammeh claims that his "method is foolproof," and goes on to say "Mine is not an argument, mine is a proof. It's a declaration. I can cure AIDS and I will."

Daily Mail (UK)


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