The Dictionary of Liberalism
Posted by DarthDilbert at 4/21/2006 03:58:00 PMHere are a few from Rachel's glossary:
Balance: Left vs. far-left (e.g., Hillary Clinton debating Ted Kennedy).
Environmentalists: Celebrities who brag about their environmentally friendly hybrid cars while tooling around the world in gas-guzzling private jets. Liberals who can't afford a car also use this label so they don't appear pathetic to friends.
War: A quagmire to be avoided at all costs, unless it's for the purpose of fighting poverty or homelessness -- in which case no victory or end is ever necessary.
Higher education: Four or more years spent napping on desks while listening to leftist brainwashing.
United Nations: Impotent, glorified debating club in which defenders of freedom and democracy foot the bill to entertain the musings of dictators and thugs.
Bush lied: A catch-all that means, "I have no idea how to debate this issue intelligently."
Rachel Marsden/TorontoSun
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